I'm trying not to throw shade here, because I'm sure Billy Ray Cyrus is some Nebraska bumpkin's version of Jesus, but you can't tell me that he is going to guest star in an upcoming episode of The CW's 90210 and not expect me to get pissy. Because I will groan, throw my chair, and walk away.

Billy Ray Cyrus, your redneck cousin's Jay-Z, will be guest starring on The CW's hit series I Swear To God This Show Isn't For Gay Guys But Look At This Stud With His Shirt Off, Wait, Let's Just Douse Him In Water, This Isn't Homoerotic Or Anything also known as 90210. He's going to be playing the father of new kid Austin (played by Justin Deeley). The episode is slated to air in November. So like I was saying, no shade here. Because the first thing I think of when I imagine 90210 is Billy. Ray. Cyrus. And that's normal.